Friday, October 23, 2009

The Way My Brain Works

12 ft. long Subway sandwiches = 1 new pair of Aldo wingtips
245 cans of Sprite = new Calvin Klein wool suit
5 Chipotle burritos = new grey cardigan
3 meals from Shake Shack = new pair of UNIQLO cords
4 frozen yogurts from 40 carrots = new DKNY tie from Filene's Basement

This is how my brain works. And, to the chagrin of my girlfriend, one reason I hate spending money on food.

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