The Way My Brain Works

12 ft. long Subway sandwiches = 1 new pair of Aldo wingtips

245 cans of Sprite = new Calvin Klein wool suit
5 Chipotle burritos = new grey cardigan

3 meals from Shake Shack = new pair of UNIQLO cords

4 frozen yogurts from 40 carrots = new DKNY tie from Filene's Basement

This is how my brain works. And, to the chagrin of my girlfriend, one reason I hate spending money on food.